At least once, you've done this.
  • Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
  • Me: AM I PREGNANT?
  • Me: Wait...
  • Me: Still a virgin.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
  • Me: Seems legit.

(Source: poisonparadise)